What Kind of Evil Are You?

1. What would your supervillain outfit be? Something flashy! Daring! Bold! Recognisable! Something that would strike fear into the hearts of my enemies Something not noticable in a large crowd Something with a significant meaning to me Something which shows people not to be afraid of me 2. Choose your motivation to keep fighting despite constantly being beaten Thrill and adrenaline The taste of power Opportunity to gain more Lack of identity outside of being a villain To show everyone I'm right 3. Pick an item to help you defeat your enemies A giant hammer with spikes on it. It's hard to carry and swing, a little slow too, but it's an instant kill if it lands A printing press to spread gossip about them. Did you know the leader actually kicked a homeless guy? Terrible, I know! A journal to keep track of all the things I tell people. How am I meant to play both sides if they're suspicious of my inconsistent motivations? A bag that contains my worst memories and every reason as to why I started in the first place, so I remember to keep fighting no matter what A candle for those who I've killed or hurt. Perhaps if the enemies saw how little I wanted to be a villain in the first place, they'd understand 4. Speaking of your enemies, what do you think of them? Boring Hindering Understandable Lost 5. Who even are your enemies? Anyone who wants to hold me down Anyone in the way of my success Anyone who wronged me Anyone against my thinking 6. You're now suddenly the leader of the whole world. What do you do first? Figure out what's the best (and potentially most destructive) laws I can put in Begin setting up countermeasures against rebellions and cementing my power Resign. No offence to whoever gave me this shot, but I didn't expect to get here. Ever Spread my beliefs using my newfound fame obviously 7. Choose your obligatory weird stereotypical 'this guy is evil' quirk Cannibalism Constantly sitting on a throne or chair of some kind Long monologues Laughing to yourself after every promise 8. You can only choose between infinite treasure and infinite peace for yourself. Choose Treasure Peace 9. Has it ever been in your control or was it destiny? In my control In destiny's 10. Pick a song lyric based on how well you vibe with it Cut my tongue out
Were you hoping that I might shut up now?
I'm not done with you yet!
A Lesson in Dramatics - Save Face & Jhariah The taste of power I'm so not a villain, I have zero evil plans
No ulterior motive, just wanna help where I can
Not Evil - Tiffany Hadish And I'm the king of catastrophes
I'm so far gone
That deep down inside
I think it's fine by me
The Science of Selling Yourself Short - Less Than Jake Stand up and shout!
Justice forever!
If you believe in your way, go on! The answer is here.
Road of Resistance - BABYMETAL 11. Because it's thematically appropriate for this quiz and I'll never see an opportunity like this again, choose a part from Aurelio Voltaire's "When You're Evil" I'm the pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side
Makes you wiggle and writhe I'm the fear that keeps you awake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become When the devil is too busy
And death's a bit too much
They call on me by name, you see
For my special touch It gets so lonely being evil
What I'd do to see a smile
Even for a little while
And no one loves you when you're evil I pledge my allegiance to all things dark
And I promise on my damned soul to do as I am told
For Beelzebub has never seen a soldier quite like me
Not only does his job but does it happily 12. Pick an evil companion A shapeshifter that can hear and tell me what my enemies are saying A war elephant with the best accessories and armour A horse that serves as my trusty steed A rat who I've trained to steal things without anyone noticing 13. Pick an evil lair A big one! With lava pools and random spikes and- A mansion that's pristine and has a dedicated room to all the trophies I've collected along my journey A monestary with like-minded people of lesser strength than I A place I found safety in as a kid, at the very least it's somewhere my enemies won't expect 14. As sad as it is, you now have to choose how you die I would want to die in a funny, theatrical way. It's the most fun that way In a glorious flame that's as grand as my life, obviously I'd die in a battle alongside the people who fought with me I would most likely suffer a death that's a callback to the tragic incident that inspired me to be a villain I