> Where am I?
"Somewhere. Not anywhere good, I'll tell you that."
> Am I done for?
"Maybe. Maybe not."
> That's cryptic
"Yeah, you're right."
"I'll stop this shitty parody of ARGs and stuff now."
> What do I do?
"Simple, you must..."
Swim up.
> That didn't work.
"You're either looking for secrets, or you ended on a dead page with no way to return for whatever reason"
> What if it's the former?
"Then you're on your own"
> ...Latter?
"Obviously tell the creator of this site on their guestbook."
> Why is that always the solution? Seems like a shitty way to promote a guestbook
"Because it's the easiest way to contact them?"
> Actually what even are you what am I what level of aware should I be at
"Shhhh stop hanging lampshades and go back to /begin"